The 50 cheese puns we’ve come up with can be used wherever they fit. Maybe at a party, family gathering, or for an Instagram caption. Cheese-lovers alike will always crack a smile at a good cheese pun, and they’re age-appropriate for any occasion. We did our best to not make these puns sound cheesy, but sometimes we couldn’t help ourselves. Whether you’re just looking for a slice, or going for the whole block, these cheese puns should get a laugh out of even the most casual cheese-lover.
Best Cheese Puns
- This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
- Relax. Just take it cheesy.
- Got to brie-live in magic.
- I’m grateful for your presence.
- Let’s pray to cheese-us everyday.
- Why was the cheese feeling so happy and optimistic? A: Because it’s gouda brie a good day.
- How can you make a mouse smile? Say cheese!
- What did the piece of cheddar say to the ghost? Don’t scare me—I’m Lac-ghost intolerant!
- Why is Christmas considered the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
- Where would you find cottage cheese on a restaurant’s menu? Under the a la curd section!
Brie Cheese Puns
- You brie long with me.
- Please brie mine.
- You will always brie a part of me.
- Wait for me. I’ll brie back.
- I beg to disabrie.
- What kind of music would a slice of cheese like to dance to? R & Brie.
- Why couldn’t anyone find the cheesemaker after the accident? Because he was trapped under debrie!
- What do you call a cheese that comes in a big wheel? Frisbrie
- What did the lady do at the mall? She went on a shopping brie
- What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? Finally, I’m brieeee!
Gouda Cheese Puns
- It’s really gouda to have you here.
- It’s a gouda sign.
- Talk to you later. I gouda go.
- Gouda luck on your studies!
- Life’s so gouda.
- Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas.
- Why was the guy afraid to tell his crush a joke about gouda? Because it would have been too cheesy.
- Why did the cheese get promoted? He did a really gouda job at work.
- Why can’t you trust cheddar cheese? Because it’s no gouda.
- Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Nevermind, it’s not that gouda.
Swiss Cheese Puns
- Let’s work on your hypotheswiss.
- I swiss you the best.
- I hope you have a hole lot of fun.
- She’s my soul swisster.
- I Swiss you the best in your future endeavors!
- Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese? It’s a hole business strategy.
- What kind of cheese is religious? Swiss, ‘cause it’s hole-y.
- Do you know why swiss cheese has holes? No, I’m hole-ly unaware.
- Why aern’t there a lot of movies about swiss cheese? Because the plot has too many holes.
- What kind of music does swiss cheese like to listen to? Hole-y music.
Nacho Cheese Puns
- Ummm, excuse me. This is nacho thing.
- Don’t touch that. They’re nachos—they’re mine!
- I’m nacho ordinary girl.
- That’s nacho problem anymore.
- It’s still nacho time.
- What is a nacho’s favorite dance? The salsa.
- What’s the best queso scenario? All-you-can-eat nachos.
- Why does South America reminds me of nachos? Because they’ve got a lot of Chile on the side.
- How can you tell when someone is your nacho friend? They get jalapeño face.
- Why can’t you eat someone’s cheese-covered chips? Because they’re not yours.
Cheddar Cheese Puns
- Cheddar days are coming.
- Don’t cheddar tear—everything’s going to be okay1
- It’s always cheddar to give than to receive.
- Nothing can get cheddar than this.
- Breakups are tough, but you’re definitely cheddar off without her, man.
- Why did the shredded cheddar cheese get mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test? He felt he had been unfairly grated.
- Why is cheddar considered as the most dangerous type of cheese? Because it’s sharp.
- Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym? To get shredded.
- Are you seriously addicted to cheddar cheese? Nah, I’d say my case is more mild. Why does it hurt when you drop a piece of cheddar cheese on your toe? It’s extremely sharp! Check out…101 Funny Puns25 Keto Instagram Accounts to Follow100 Instagram Food Captions101 Corny JokesInstagram Cooking Videos